Comments on: Some Nursery Rhyme Jokes (not suitable for kids!)

By: Doitghu

Doitghu — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:18:00 +0000

Mary had a little lamb and it kept on grunting, she tied it to a five bar gate and kicked it’s little !?!? In….

By: kirsty

kirsty — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:55:13 +0000

jack & jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills fanny. jack got a shock & a mouth full of cock cos jill was a pree opp tranny

By: lauren

lauren — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:31:45 +0000

there all shiit lools….. this1 iis da bollox….:

there was an old man from gosham
who took hes bollox out to wash ‘em
hes wife said “oh jack if you dont but em bk
im gna stamp on the bastards and squash ‘em

By: gina

gina — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:47:16 +0000

this sucks what bout rymeing poems like: here i sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
here i sit in a trance
tried to fart but shit my pants

that is better han this stupid stuff

By: Jahir Kamal

Jahir Kamal — Sun, 10 May 2009 09:40:43 +0000

Nice jokes. Thanks!

By: here is a few

here is a few — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:13:49 +0000

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, stupid jill forgot her pill and now shes got a daughter.

milk milk lemonade this is where the baby’s are made stick your finger in a hole and out comes a tootsie roll.

jack and jill went up da hill so jack could lick jills candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because jills real name was randy.